So with some detective skills, I went straight to Bad-Wayne's house and stole his diary.
Yes, I am very sorry. But it is good as done. Your daughter is mine!
Alec Baldwin's Diary
May 12, 2009
Just arrive home from Letterman's Show. Crap. Those people love me. I bet those from the Philippines are loving me now too, especially their daughters.
Fuck diary, I forgot something. You see, I promise my 13-year-old daughter a date this weekend. The thing is I'll have to disappoint her again. But one phone call will take care of that. You think?
But anyway, I'll be busy these coming days. My special mail-order will come soon from the Philippines. Now...wait...
FCOLZ! Okay, okay, let's not panic. Alright then, Alec is fucking very old, right? But fellow countrymen, for cripessakes, hide you 13-old-daughters. I mean your barely legal daughter. Also your mothers too.. It's our evil's fate that Alec Fatherfuck Baldwind is looking at us though old as he is.