Monday, June 14, 2010

I Am Officially A Book Critic, WTF

For those who don’t know, I am also a book critic. I review books, weigh their worth or unworth, and impose my judgment on them like the DeathDealer, comic book-style. That I think is what a book critic does for a living. So I said to myself, hey, self, reviewing books sounds fun and chickenshit. Let’s try it.

Being a nationalistic bloke as I am, and with nothing else to do, I picked a newly published Filipino novel with a nationalistic theme or something on its plot, and I was set to go.

Long story short, after about an hour of reading, half an hour cursing, and some minutes of writing the review with the help of a bottle of brandy, I finished the shit. You can read it here.

I was greatly satisfied. Two weeks later, I made a follow-up post titled Caffeinated Reactions. It is here.

5 comments:

  1. this is shit! bullshit! wheres the humor here??? such pointless :-)

    shitipie

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  2. Hi shitipie? Hope you're a virgin beautiful young girl, preferably 14 to 18 years old. If you are, want a fuck? Promise I'm really nice in person and would even buy you tickets to watch Eclipse, and we'll just see what happens after watching the movie. However, if you don't fit to those descriptions above, I have a bullshit humor for you, come here, shi-itpie, come closer: FUCK OFF!!

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  3. owhlala... shit day :D i'd love too. but i dont love to watch movie with you. your face is shit. and all over you is shit. yes, im more that virgin and juicy... id rather buy you a ticket for you to see hell :D

    shitipie

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  4. Lol. So you think I don't know you? Go bother other people in the webz you pathetic shit!

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